James Beckram Loses his sight Our spectacled yellow card wonder had one of the most expensive evenings of the whole team. After consuming copious amounts of alcohol it was only when he got home and went to rub his eye that he realised one of the lenses in his glasses was missing. He'd gone the whole evening without realising. Over £580 was spent on drink within the first 30 minutes of our arrival!! Tim Palmer Loses his Stomach If we took bets, you wouldn't put money on T-Bone being the 1st to be sick. After attempting the Log challenge with Beater, our round friend just lent over and let his stomach go all over the floor next to him at the table. After that, I don't recall seeing him at all? Over £2500 was spent by the team in total excluding travel expenses. Only £800 was spent on food. Phil Barr Bends it like Margaret Phil was a monster!! Not only did he instigate much of the chanting he then grabs Margaret, a 70 year old Netball Coach, forces her over our table and pretends to 'Make her have it'. Didn't see this one myself but apparently very funny. Did anybody actually eat anything at the Restaurant??? Jabber buys a BK for £120 After Jarv spends the evening in a Restaurant he eats nothing. Then again who did! So he jumps in a Taxi with 7 others, goes to Leicster Square in London, only to buy a Burger King then head all the way back. £120 round trip. That's an expensive burger!! The Big Kahuna Cocktails were £20 a jug. Matt Green is Possessed by Liam Gallagher Mad for it or just mad!!! Matt Green also makes it to London after the meal then walks around Leicester Square, arms behind back in an Oasis stance and just goes wandering up to strangers and staring at them. Matt, explain yourself mate!?!? I didn't realise what big Culture Club fans everybody were!! Some people scarily appear to know all the words too. Watson Does a Strip Bar I was yet another loser to join the great pissed pilgrimage to London. After meeting up with Squaddie, Trev and Malcolm we decided that Soho just couldn't be passed up. We were in a very entertaining Strip Bar till 4 in the morning when, the lights went up and I heard "Watson you Pervert" shouted from across the room. Of all the clubs in London, I walked into one with 2 old house mates from university!!! Reports from Bar staff is that the Blue Hawaii hasn't rocked like that for at least 2 years. Malcolm makes a mess. Malcolm was victim number 2 on the way back from London. Making the cab driver stop the car on the motorway home he leans out the door to vomit. As he leans over to empty his stomach, Squaddie closes the door slightly to avoid the traffic and Malcolm unloads into its side compartment!! Good shot mate. New stories are being gathered all the time. Keep posted Tim Cowling goes for a Walk Tim, after looking slightly worse for wares at the Restaurant goes AWOL. Martyn Cowling, after Foxy falls through his table at their house announces that his brother is in the Reservoir at Hampton Court (a drunken conclusion I presume). On checking Tims bedroom, they found him asleep after walking all the way home from Kingston to Walton. Now that's some distance. Any more stories are being gathered all the time. Keep posted Tim Furnival makes a scene Tim from the Queens had a great night but it all appears to end too early for him. As Mark Jordan found out in a Taxi on the way home. The duo gave up on finding a club and decided to go home at which point Tim got a bad dose of Taurets He spent the whole journey calling Mark every name under the son. Just a mad outbreak of slurring abuse for 30 minutes. Lammy spent most of the night tipping jugs of cocktails down peoples throats. Scottish Rob goes bare back Classic!! Who remembers Rob standing there, topless, looking around in bewilderment and saying "Who's stolen my clothes?". The poor guy was soaked in beer so he removed his shirt and then lost it. He was forced to spend a good hour topless. These are just the few stories we've gathered already. There's photos still to come and definitely more tales of Woe. If you wish any of these to be removed or changed, tough, you should have thought about it at the time :)