Paul Robjohn or PeeWee as he is best known is another player that falls into the legend category at the club. Over the past 4 years his chosen professions, traveling and injury have in the past limited his appearances for the club to 4-5 outings a season, but this season we are reaping the rewards as he has been available virtually every week and has arguably been the most consistent player for Oatlands in season 2006/2007. His strengths stem from his fitness and you can guarantee that after 89 minutes of any game PeeWee will still be winning every header, tackle and still making it from box to box. He is without question an absolute example to other members of the team. Off the pitch we don't really see him much anymore because he's currently living near Southampton , but his latest job is teaching history and he's affectionately been known as Mr Blowjob by some of his pupils. If you ever want to find PeeWee hunt around Southampton until you find a Ford Ka with a “small person on board” sign in the window. He'll probably be nearby.

Before I begin, you'll have to forgive me if some of this sounds application form -like. I'm currently searching for teacher posts and so my mind is geared that way at the moment.

I'm 27 years old although look about 12. I have 2 sisters – one older and one younger. I went to Keele University between 1997 and 2000, where I had a great time, met some great people and left with a 2:1 in International History and International Politics. I've been lucky enough to travel various parts of the world (South America, Australasia and Southern Africa ) on a couple of occasions (June 2001-June 2002 and March 2004 – December 2004). It was an unforgettable experience and I have some superb photos and many stories to tell.

You have recently become a teacher after a long time as an estate agent, why the change?

I stumbled into Estate Agency by accident. In June 2002, I arrived back in the UK after my first travel experience. My first priority was money. A friend of a friend of a friend got me some work at a show home in Weybridge for Castle Wildish Estate Agents. Soon after, a vacancy appeared and I became a ‘negotiator'. I never really enjoyed the slimy industry and an offer from my Australian mate to join him on a second adventure back to the motherland of South America was too tempting to turn down. So I packed it in.

Finding the right career has been extremely difficult for me. My intention has always been to use my degree. I've considered journalism, charities, international organizations, local government work and teaching. I thought I'd give teaching ago and so here I am awaiting confirmation of ‘Qualified Teacher Status'. It's hard work, but never boring.

Have GCSE's got easier since you were at school?

Yes, having done a degree I find GCSEs quite straight forward now!

Do the kids have any nicknames for you?

Mr Blowjob has been the pick of the bunch so far. I have been disappointed with the lack of names to be honest. There appears to be a distinct lack of imagination in the youth I have taught to date.

If you were a super hero, what would be your name and what would be your powers?

Captain Condom. I would save the world from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

You've done a bit of traveling around South America in your time, what 3 tips would you give to anyone thinking of doing the same?

Buy a ticket, take as much money as you can and come back penniless.

Greatest moment in an OFC shirt?

The victory against Hambledon last year in the cup. The odds were against us, with injuries and an empty bench, but a true gritty team performance won the intense battle.

Tell us one fascinating fact that everyone should know?

If you put the estimated history of the universe into a calendar year, the dinosaurs appeared on 24 th December and Homo sapiens appeared at 11.55pm on 31 December.

Who is your footballing idol and why?

I have two. The first is Paul Scholes. His composure, vision and passing ability are second to none. He times his runs into the box to perfection and consistently scores a lot of goals. I think he's the most underrated footballer on the planet. Perhaps this is due to the fact that he doesn't have celebrity status and we live in an anti-ginger society.

The second is Kaka, the best player in the world at the moment in my view. He is the ultimate footballer. How they rank Lampard above him in the world I'll never know. It's not coincidental that Shevchenko can no longer score without the creative talents of Kaka behind him.

Most humiliating thing you've done while under the influence of alcohol?

I have quite a few. I had a one night stand with a girl at University, my mates nicknamed Stuart Pearce I deny the resemblance but I have never lived it down. She walked like a disabled over-weight chicken. Another incident, again at uni, was when I bumped into a girl on the dance-floor and spilt drink over her – accidentally I might add. She went off on one, so being the annoying little shit I was at the time I tapped her on the shoulder and flicked more beer in her face. Suddenly, bull horns appeared and she charged at me in a red rage and threw me across the dance-floor in front of everyone. The funny thing is, despite the bruising, my pint was still in tact – and she got thrown out!

I have plenty more than 3 and they change all the time. These are my current ‘issues'.

1. The British political system – makes unqualified politicians largely unaccountable for their actions and is effectively a dictatorship for 4 years and 364 days – and people wonder why our generation has little interest in politics.

2. Application forms – they are extremely tedious.

3. The Queen's list of honours. What makes Steven Gerrard or the English Ashes 2005 team more worthy of an award than a lady who has worked tirelessly at Weybridge hospital for 30+ years for very little money?